Secret Lives Of Traffic Cones

Traffic Cones

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Prefer symbols to reality

Cones are not very good at

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Pulling trailers

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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Fall color

Traffic Cones Can Sleep

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Practically anywhere

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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The odd foot race

Traffic Cones Live on the Edge

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Notice this cone nearly crossing the line into criminality

Traffic Cones Do Not Keep Tidy Work Sites

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They are quite sloppy.

Some Cones

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Run away and join the circus

Some Traffic Cones

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Are filled with revolutionary fervor.

Life is Not Always Kind

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To traffic cones.

Traffic Cones

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Do not mind roughing it

Imprisoned Cones

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Yearn for freedom

Traffic Cones Are Unconcerned

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About their personnel appearance.

Traffic Cones

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are less than exemplary housekeepers

You Can Tell When A Traffic Cone is Happy

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by their jaunty walk

Some Traffic Cones

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are born show offs

Traffic Cones

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apparently eat straw

Traffic Cones Hijinks

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sometimes end badly

Traffic Cones

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occasionally feel a chill

Traffic Cones

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like to count the rings in fallen trees

Traffic Cones

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sometimes get sentenced to hard labor

Traffic Cones Make Indifferent

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rat cathers

Traffic Cones Have Very Informal

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burial rituals

Traffic Cones like to

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Sneak up on parking meters and startle them

Traffic Cones Have Invented

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Three dimensional tug of war

Traffic Cones Have No Fear

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of fire.

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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Playing pirates

Traffic Cones Sometimes

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Join cults that require them to wait for the mother ship

Traffic Cones

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Do not use parking spaces efficiently

Trafic Cones

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enjoy cooling off in the shade

The Practice Facilities

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of the Traffic Cone Luge Team leave much to be desired

Traffic Cones Often Find Work

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Beacuse of their abstemious lifestyles

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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Public Art

Traffic Cones Often Work as

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Parking valets

Traffic Cones

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prefer communal showers

Traffic Cones Always

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use the crosswalk

Traffic Cones Like to

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Sneak in without paying

Nautical Cones

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Also known as buoys

Traffic Cones Are Flustered by

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Forks in the road

The Little Known

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Pee detecting cones, keeping the nation's capital safe from incontinence

Traffic Cones Are

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Great believers in Democracy

Traffic Cones React Like

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Ostriches when frightened

Traffic Cones Prefer

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Unlit holiday lights

Traffic Cone are

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Frequent users of public transportation.

Traffic Cones Like to Emulate

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the artist Christo

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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a nice cup of coffee

Traffic Cones Dream of

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a formal education

It's Shocking

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That a labor union would have such terrible working conditions for traffic cones

Reginald the Red Nosed Traffic Cone

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Much Loved Christmas Celebrity Reginald helps keep Santa from entering any unsafe areas as he makes his Christmas Rounds

Traffic Cones

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Enjoy pretending they are circus acrobats

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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a nice breeze

Traffic Cones Like to

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spend a sunny afternoon playing follow the leader

Traffic Cones

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Sometimes stop to smell the Vienna sausages

Traffic Cones

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Are very patient when it comes to waiting in line

Some Traffic Cones

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Enjoy their little comforts

Traffic Cones

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are absolute rubbish at gymnastics

Not all traffic cones

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Have impeccable hygiene

Traffic Cones

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Like to mimic Arte Johnson of Laugh In

Traffic Cones are Indifferent

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Gardeners

Traffic Cones Like Moon Bounces

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but are too shy to go in

Retired Traffic Cones

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Like to feed the pigeons

Traffic Cones Are Valued Members

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of the military

Druid Traffic Cones

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Pagan cones are not uncommon

Traffic Cones

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take piercing to extremes

This Traffic Cone

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Will not be bullied by barrels

Traffic Cones are Into

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Extreme teeter Totter

Cones Play An Usual

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game of tug of war

Traffic Cones

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fleeing a barrel hunting party

Traffic Cones are Into

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Urban mountain climbing

When on Holiday

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Cones Like to do typical tourist things

There are still some bugs

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to be worked out of the traffic cone space program

Traffic Cones

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are curious by nature

Traffic Cone Video

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To celebrate 3 years of the Secret Lives of Traffic Cones, we are branching out

Traffic Cones

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are not allowed to rent hotel rooms

One Traffic Cone Cult

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believes park benches are sacred

Some Traffic Cones

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are natural born poets

When On an Outing

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Cones make sure their children use the buddy system

Traffic Cone Ski Resorts

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Are not the best

Traffic Cones

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are big tennis fans

Traffic Cones Enjoy

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a life at sea

Traffic Cones Like to Pretend

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They are riding a Segway

Traffic Cones Are Confused

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When it comes to tubing

Traffic Cones Are Hopeless

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at skipping rope

When Traffic Cones Travel

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they prefer to go first class

Traffic cones

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Cannot afford late model automobiles

Traffic Cones Find

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Water very soothing

Traffic Cones Are Not

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Much fun to limbo with

Traffic Cones Are Not Troubled By

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Conflicting messages

Traffic cones Like to

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Hang out with the larger traffic control devices

Some Traffic Cones

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Have secret crushes on parking meters

Some Traffic Cones

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Have no fashion sense

Traffic Cones

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have a hard time with stairs

These Cones

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are certainly thge result of lots of exercise and a good diet

The Chorus of

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the all cone cast of Spamalot

Cone Boy Scouts

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like to help little old ladies cross the street

Traffic Cones

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Are attempting to have their status upgraded from property to auxiliary police officers. They have yet to meet with any success.

Traffic Cones

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Go a little over the top when hired as life guards

Don't You Just Hate it

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when traffic cones come up to the car and ask for change

Can You Spot

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The Traffic Cone

Traffic Cones

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never litter